Tuesday, July 27, 2010

Twilight Sucks

    Thanks to Twilight, I now absolutely hate vampires, werewolves, and helpless teenage girls who are in constant need of saving (all of these being things I have always hated but now I have come to hate them even more). I mean, honestly, what self-respecting girl would actually fall in love with a pale, blood sucking monster who watches her while she sleeps? Is that really what the girls of my generation want in a guy? Does every girl besides myself dream of one day marrying a cannibalistic stalker with weird hair? And, by the way, if Edward looked his age, Bella would probably sue him for sexual harassment.
    Finally, the people who feel the same way that I do have come together and made a movie that makes fun of all of this Twilight nonsense. If you hate Twilight as much as I do, watch this trailer.

7 comments:

Nicole MacDonald said...

I LOVE your post :) Come join my blog if you don't yet belong! *grin* you might guess from the title I'm VERY against the whole 'damsel in distress' rubbish.

Sidney said...

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Oh my....that was funny.

I came home from soccer last Sunday to find my parents watching Twilight New Moon. They said they just wanted to see what all the hype was about. I sat down and watched it with them for a few minutes and I just couldn't believe how stupid it was! Ugh! I just don't understand how anyone can take those movies seriously.

It's nice to see that there are still a few normal people left though ;)

Lizzy said...

I'm glad some people are making fun of it BUT that movie looks as much a waist of time as Twilight itself xP

Kaylee said...

Hahahaha! I love this.

And I love you!!! And your amazing hair!! I can't wait to see you tomorrow! :D

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Sarah said...

Hahaha that looks so freakin' awesome!!

marikoy said...

Agree! I can't understand why many people are so crazy about the Twilight movies too. The characters are so boring.