I...I really have no words to describe the pictures in this post....the only thing I can think to say is that if you have one of the things listed below, it is 100 percent likely that you are lazy. On the bright side, you are stimulating the economy by buying these pointless things. So...thanks, I guess.
|Twirling Spaghetti Fork. Because it's so hard to actually twist the fork yourself.|
|Motorized Ice Cream Cone. I have a feeling that if you own this...you probably own the Twirling Spaghetti Fork too.|
|Moo Mixer. Stirring is for losers.|
|Butter Stick. Heaven help the person who mistakes the glue stick for the butter stick.|
|Fries Holder. The fact that someone eats fries in their car so much that they would feel that such a device was necessary is a problem in and of itself.|